1 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,919 While Lord Macbeth ascends to greater rank, 2 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:32,560 in gloves of servitude we cook and scrub. 3 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,960 Ambition's not His Lordship's vice alone. 4 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,239 By the prancing of my thumbs, RUMBLING AND RATTLING 5 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,119 something wicked... GLASSES RATTLE 6 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,719 Sorry, aren't we doing the sound effects in post, or...? 7 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,999 Cut! 8 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,839 There shouldn't be any sound effects in this scene. 9 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,079 Oh, and, erm, Dante, 10 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,959 you know how I feel about your ad-libbing. 11 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,040 Ad-libbing? 12 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,999 Jennings is plotting murderous 13 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,239 revenge, why are his thumbs prancing? 14 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,240 Whatever! We have bigger things to be dealing with. 15 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,319 Ta-da. It's just a faulty speaker. 16 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,719 Please! I think you know what this is really about! 17 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,839 Everyone, reset! 18 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,559 Er, no don't reset, everyone. 19 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,999 Spare a thought for our lovely crew, 20 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,679 who deserve a safe working... SOMEONE YAWNS 21 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,479 I'm sorry, could you yawn any louder? 22 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,319 Who, me? Sorry. 23 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,959 "Who, me? Sorry." 24 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,439 He said sorry. 25 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,999 Oh, all the extras are going to speak now? 26 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,719 All the extras are going to speak now. 27 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,679 This curse has clearly driven everyone completely insane. 28 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,439 Martha, we need help. 29 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,039 Enough. This is my film. 30 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,879 And for the last time, there is no curse! 31 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,560 CLATTERS, GASPS 32 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,240 You were saying? 33 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,599 So, er... Martha Merlott. 34 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,039 - "Mer-low". - You're a writer-director? 35 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,759 I prefer 'auteur. 36 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,799 Tell us about this film you're auteuring. 37 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:41,879 It's my reimagining of the Bard's finest tragedy. 38 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:46,519 A tale of unchecked ambition within the Edwardian aristocracy. 39 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,999 Quite high brow then. 40 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,039 It's called Lord Macbeth versus the Martians! 41 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,439 Martians? 42 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,999 Aliens infiltrating 43 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,279 the household staff. It's a metaphor. 44 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,039 Sorry. You'll have to explain. 45 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,679 It's when one thing symbolises another. 46 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,319 Yeah, I know what a metaphor is, thanks. 47 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:08,279 Anyway, I'm days away from completing my magnum opus, 48 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,759 but it's been one freak accident after another. 49 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,240 Half my crew have walked out, including my First AD. 50 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,599 They are convinced the production is cursed. 51 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,799 Cursed? Oh, wow, because it's Macbeth? 52 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,639 Luella, we never speak that name. 53 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,199 It's superstitious nonsense. 54 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,279 Nonsense, yeah absolutely I agree, yeah. 55 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,480 Ridiculous. Bea Gardiner, RADA graduate slash receptionist. 56 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,839 So you want us to figure out what's going on 57 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,519 and stop all this talk about the curse? 58 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,839 You think I want you disrupting my production? 59 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,199 No. The studio insisted, it's their money at stake. 60 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,359 Right, well, we'll have to come and take a look around, 61 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,759 maybe talk to some of the crew. 62 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,359 But we can tread lightly. I'd appreciate that. 63 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,800 I could go undercover. Sorry, did I mention that I trained at RADA? 64 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,520 If it helps get my film in the can... 65 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,399 I'm sure we can find you a part. Right, then, 66 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,480 tomorrow. First call's 6am. 67 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,079 Call me the second that you get this, 68 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,920 something incredible is happening! 69 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,159 Oh, that's great. I've got no notes. 70 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,159 No Notes, except do it better, much better. 71 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,639 Completely differently, but the same. All right? 72 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,199 Grrr! Perfect. 73 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,639 The glamour of showbiz, eh? 74 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,879 - Didn't see you there. - Must be doingmy job then. Gwen Sharp. 75 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,439 Jasmine Van de Snood. 76 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,039 I thought I knew all the extras in the area. 77 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,519 So, how's filming going so far? 78 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,879 Long hours, miserable conditions, 79 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,959 and a director that forgets we 80 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,920 exist. But that's the job, isn't it? 81 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,999 Did you tell her about the curse? Don't scare another one off. 82 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,199 You guys are good at blending in. Really? 83 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:29,599 Maybe I'm not so useless at this. I'm Piglet. Long story. 84 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,399 First gig, by any chance? 85 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,519 Is it that obvious? My brother was an extra, 86 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:38,719 I'm following in his footsteps. It's... fun. 87 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,519 Sounds like a great film. Though I'm not sure I understand the plot. 88 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,519 Join the club. But we're not here to judge Martha's writing. 89 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,399 Gwen says it's a good story ruined by aliens. 90 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaking of... 91 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,879 Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran! 92 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,639 I'm looking for a volunteer 93 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:01,759 to help me learn my lines please. Now where is my trusty old maid? 94 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,479 You know my name, Dante. 95 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,319 We've worked together hundreds of times. 96 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,440 Sorry, Gwill, but human props don't really get names, do they? 97 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,599 Always happy to help. 98 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,880 Keep up the good work everybody. You're the real heroes, darling. 99 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,400 Oof... So, tell me about this curse. 100 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,359 You're joking, aren't ya? How can a clapperboard catch fire? 101 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,439 You see, some things just have no rational explanation. 102 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,919 Don't tell me you believe all this rubbish? 103 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,279 All I'm saying is someone cursed my aunt Jemima once. 104 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,999 Squirrels followed her about for a year. 105 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,400 - Your aunt Jemima is the squirrel lady? - Mm-hm. 106 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,800 - Thanks. - Yeah, cheers. - Thanks for your help. 107 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,919 Hey, watch. 108 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,639 Oh! I see you don't care about the planet. 109 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,039 What? Our zero-waste policy. Oi, you! 110 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,360 Sorry, I didn't see the... The four bins? 111 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,919 Our crew are desperate for some good karma. 112 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,439 Oh, don't worry. Nothing bad's happened since we arrived. 113 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,719 Just wait. 114 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,400 Things tend to fall apart right after lunch. 115 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,599 That's convenient timing. 116 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,240 Do you fancy a lunchtime stakeout? 117 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,999 Is that a euphonism? 118 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,960 No, I meant an actual steak. Oh, yeah. 119 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:36,999 This just gets better and better. I know, it's not very fair, is it? 120 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,119 But it does keep some of the weirdos out, so difficult. 121 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:46,079 I'm Dante Weathers. I know what you're thinking, 122 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,719 "he's a very famous film star", but just relax. 123 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,359 Treat me like you would anyone else. 124 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:57,199 Ah, yeah, OK, cool. Sure. I take it you're the lead? 125 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,119 Bingo. No, no, I'm not. That would be Lord Macbeth, 126 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,360 actually. Hello, darling. 127 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,319 He must not have seen me. No, I play Jennings, 128 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,239 the butler. It's just a few scenes, 129 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,279 but it's all everybody's talking about. 130 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,439 Should be 50 exactly. 131 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,199 Sorry, took ages taking out all the green ones. 132 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,039 Yes. But I did say in my trailer though, 133 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:27,360 didn't I? Damn! Sorry, excuse us. 134 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,199 Again? Why me? 135 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,360 You care about your future, don't you? 136 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,120 Mm! 137 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,719 - You OK?Yeah. - That guy's the worst. 138 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,800 Yeah. Someone needs to remind him of his place. 139 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,160 Says the lowly extra. 140 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,879 Hey, you should come eat with the rest of us. 141 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,639 We've got a little spot behind the toilets. 142 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,919 Oh... Yeah, OK. Yeah. 143 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,479 That sounds lovely. 144 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,000 MOBILE ALERT I'll meet you there. 145 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,319 Hey, Seb. 146 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,399 I called as soon as I could, everything OK? 147 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,639 Yeah, no, sorry. 148 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,399 I got carried away with visions of movie stardom. 149 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,839 "Movie stardom"... Are you making a film too? 150 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,759 Yeah, or so I thought. Turns out I'm just 151 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,999 a human meat prop. What's with the balls? 152 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,959 Oh, balls no. This is for a stunt. 153 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,319 You get to shoot your own stunts? Hollywood's amazing! 154 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,479 It really is. Everyone's so nice, 155 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,519 and I'm learning so much. Mind you, it's not all easy, 156 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,639 it's hard work too. Water, with twist of lime, thanks. 157 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:49,159 Meanwhile, I'm sat around bored all day in these stupid itchy gloves. 158 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,239 At least you can take them off between takes. 159 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,559 I'm sewn into this monstrosity. 160 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,879 Anyway, how are Frank and Lu? Not too much bickering, I hope? 161 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,639 They're great. Cassius got Luella into something called padel. 162 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,599 No idea what it is, but she's got her own racket. 163 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,039 And Frank's super relaxed with Annie around. 164 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,800 Frank's seeing someone too? Aw! My babies are growing up. 165 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:18,159 "Hi, I'm Zylon, from the planet Gloobar. 166 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,879 "Into the black hole. Into the black hole!" 167 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,039 "Earth has been conquered. 168 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,279 "There was no intelligent lifeforms found." 169 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,879 "Must investigate further, 170 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,679 "salt and vinegar chips salt and vinegar chips." 171 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,479 "Entering cave now." 172 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,760 We should probably... Yeah, the investigation, yeah. 173 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,279 So, what we are looking at here are three months 174 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,039 of mayhem, really we've got the cockroach infestation, 175 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,559 rogue smoke machines, a runaway toilet trailer, 176 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,159 so I'm not gonna wee until I get home. 177 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,279 Nah, it's probably just some prankster making mischief. 178 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,639 You don't know that, do you? I mean, 179 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,080 I know you don't believe in this curse, but... Frank. 180 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,640 ...mischief in progress. 181 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,719 Right, that's it. Your reign of terror is over. 182 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,759 Oh, you two are the best we could get, 183 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,519 were you? Well, this is my trailer. 184 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,079 The sign on the door said "costume storage". 185 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,919 It was a costume storage. Until I told Martha, 186 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,239 that a star needs his own private sanctuary. 187 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,639 You didn't fancy using the door then? 188 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,599 What if the handle were to shock me? 189 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,479 Hm? What if the step were 190 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,479 to collapse again? This curse is targeting me. 191 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,759 Have you never thought that it's maybe someone trying to trick you? 192 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,279 That's a good point, like a jealous rival? 193 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,599 Who do we this it is, 194 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,159 say it with me, one, two, three, Lady Macbeth! 195 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,400 We don't know yet. 196 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,639 Right, we could we maybe think about it then, 197 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,079 please, because I'm about to film 198 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:57,040 the most intense scene of my life and I need total serenity. 199 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,080 OK... We'll leave you to it then, sorry. 200 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,839 Finally, our time to shine. Or, you know, blend in. 201 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,519 Jasmine... Sorry. Break a leg, guys. 202 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,440 She's playing a corpse. HE CHUCKLES 203 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,839 Oh, look who's decided to show up. 204 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,679 Maybe you might learn your lines, this time? 205 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,719 Barely. No thanks to you, changing my dialogue. 206 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,120 What? Why would I change perfection? 207 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,079 Sorry, are you being serious? 208 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,679 Piglet, darling, go and get my script. 209 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,599 - No, no, no. - No-one's going anywhere. 210 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,120 Sorry, should I...? 211 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,319 Piglet, grow a backbone. 212 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,119 You ought to be careful how you treat the cast. 213 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,080 We're a talkative bunch. 214 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,520 I'm so sorry. Let's get on with this. 215 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,119 Turn over.269, take one. 216 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,760 And... action. 217 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:12,720 So, we must bear the cost of His Lordship's ambition? 218 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,640 No longer... 219 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,000 I will take off these shackles of servitude. 220 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,040 And go into stasis... 221 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,960 ...until my kind hath obliterated the human race. 222 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,960 I'm ready. 223 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,800 Haaa... 224 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,599 WHIRRING, DANTE WHIMPERS AND YELPS 225 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,439 No! The plasma tube! 226 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:54,719 Sabotaged! Curse thee, Lord Macbeth! 227 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,559 Cut! Why is a dead maid moving? 228 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,439 I'm a shape-shifting Martian. So, I was thinking like, 229 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:07,639 in death, my body loses its rigidity. No? Er, I just stay still? 230 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,999 The next person that ruins 231 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,039 a take is never gonna work in this industry again! 232 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,959 Right, let's reset. 233 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,079 Dante, out. Out! Go on, yes, get him out. 234 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,280 We're going again. Dante? 235 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,200 SCREAMS 236 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,360 SIREN 237 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,239 Martha's taken everyone outside. 238 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,599 I've asked Bea to keep watch. What do we think happened? 239 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,799 Asphyxiation. Trapped without oxygen. 240 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,199 There was no handle on the inside. 241 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,759 Oh, no, that's awful! 242 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,240 Yeah. Someone blocked the air holes. 243 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,800 There's something on his shoe. 244 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,239 "Know thy place"? 245 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,159 Some kind of threat? 246 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,280 Hmm, maybe... 247 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,119 How's this for a threat? 248 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,719 If you don't get off my crime scene in 249 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,279 the next ten seconds, I'll have you dragged out. 250 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,719 Good to see you too. 251 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,959 You should be nicer to your star witnesses. 252 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,839 Star? You saw this happen? And you didn't help him? 253 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,960 Yeah. We thought he was acting. 254 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:33,359 10, nine, eight, seven, six... 255 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,999 Oh, he can count! 256 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,320 Get out! 257 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,599 Great news, everyone! 258 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,440 The studio have given us one last day to finish the film. 259 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,639 Obviously, we're all heartbroken, 260 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,399 but I can sense Dante smiling down on us. 261 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:02,959 And reminding us that no-one gets paid till we wrap. 262 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,199 GASPS She can't be serious? 263 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,599 You don't seem surprised. 264 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,879 30 years in background work, I've never known 265 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,919 a director let tragedy stand in the way of their film. 266 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,959 Oh, auditions to replace Dante are open 267 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,840 to... literally anyone with a pulse. 268 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,119 You should take a look at this. 269 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,039 Recovered from the bushes last night. 270 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,679 - Ooh, you been sneaking through the bushes. - Super glue? 271 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,079 That'll be what they used to fill the air holes. 272 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,799 Yeah. No fingerprints, sadly. 273 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,880 But I do have some intel on a possible suspect. 274 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,319 What's this? Joseph Keeler is helping us? 275 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,759 Why, wouldn't I? You're here investigating a curse, 276 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,199 and I'm investigating a murder, so... 277 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,560 Oh, yeah... Hilarious. 278 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,599 Oh, Frank. Cassius says, 279 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,719 you know, we need to look after the planet."Look after the planet. Save the planet." 280 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,519 The bin is only over there. 281 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,400 Yeah, well, I was going to, erm, do that. It's just, erm... 282 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,479 Keeler can laugh all he likes, we're all after the same person. 283 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,439 Exactly. Well, according to this log, 284 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,639 the stasis pod was only left unattended over lunch. 285 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,119 We got sidetracked with Dante. 286 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,439 Yeah. If this saboteur keeps missing meals, 287 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,999 surely someone's gonna notice? 288 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,519 Not if it's an extra, 289 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,079 we're not welcome on the big fancy dining bus. 290 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,359 Or the director, she never takes breaks. 291 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,439 Well, it won't be Martha, will it? She's our client. 292 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,839 No, the studio is. 293 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,319 Martha didn't want us sniffing around, remember? 294 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,759 She did clash with Dante yesterday. 295 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,879 Something about her changing his lines. 296 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,359 Worth looking into. See if you can find his script. 297 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,159 On it. And I should probably audition for his part. 298 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,359 Get closer to the action! Right, yeah... No. 299 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,639 You stay with the extras. 300 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,160 See if any of them have a grudge against the victim. 301 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,760 Actually, there is someone. 302 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,240 It was nothing. Just the pecking order. 303 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,080 Sounds like Dante made you his errand boy. 304 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,399 Fetching drinks and cleaning trailers is 305 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,239 a lot easier than being a background artist. 306 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:17,119 It was more than a few chores though, wasn't it, Piglet? 307 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,080 Someone saw you arguing yesterday. What was that all about? 308 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,720 The new extra. 309 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,759 Dante wanted me to search her bags. What, Jasmine? 310 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,159 Yeah. 311 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,040 Why? Why her? 312 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,960 Apparently, she went to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. 313 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,239 Dante said it's a dog-eat-dog industry. 314 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,159 Everyone was a threat, unless you've got something on them. 315 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,120 He wanted you to dig up dirt on your colleagues? 316 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,879 I didn't have a choice. I can't lose this job. 317 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,359 Why? You don't seem like you enjoy it. 318 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,720 My brother Zachary was a background actor. 319 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,440 He died last year. 320 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,279 I just want to make him proud. 321 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,959 I'm sorry. 322 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,200 So, Dante exploited your grief. 323 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,879 No wonder you wanted 324 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,720 to "remind him of his place". Familiar words? 325 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,319 I don't know what that is. I didn't kill him! 326 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,999 I just wanted him to remember he used to be one of us! 327 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,440 What, Dante was an extra? 328 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,999 He acted like that part was written for him, 329 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,920 but until two weeks ago, Jennings was a middle-aged woman. 330 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,799 Gotcha! Ooh! 331 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:48,279 The detective said this trailer's off limits, especially to nosy PIs. 332 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,279 Oh, no, no, no, no. 333 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,920 I wasn't investigating. I was... rehearsing. 334 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,239 We use digital scripts now. Zero waste. 335 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:03,560 Though, I can't see why an extra would need one. 336 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:09,159 To audition... for Jennings? 337 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,919 "To Hell with thee, Macbeth. 338 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,159 "Our sweat drips through thy floorboards like 339 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,200 "the sands of the hourglass." 340 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,479 So, Dante was like an extra for ten years, 341 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,319 and then he suddenly gets a speaking part 342 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,000 and he thinks he's the big cheese. 343 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,399 I'd love a big piece of cheese. 344 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,799 Oh, yeah. A nice wedge of Wensleydale. 345 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,479 - Some stringy mozzarella. - Mm! 346 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,999 Stinky Stinking Bishop. Oh, hey. Where've you been? 347 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,239 And what's with the new costume? 348 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,519 Long story. OK, check this out. So... 349 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,640 Dante's digital script, and here's a paper version. Look. 350 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,479 - Jennings's lines don't match. - Mm-hm. 351 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,479 Someone pretending to be from 352 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,559 the production emailed Dante a new version of the script, 353 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,600 so he'd learn the wrong lines. No! 354 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,079 Shame there's no way of knowing who really sent it. 355 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:08,279 Maybe we could get Spider to check the IP thingamabob? 356 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,679 Yeah. Or we could just go phishing? 357 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,719 You mean like with a rod and some worms? 358 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,359 We've got Dante's iPad, we could just email them back. 359 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:22,880 Ah, you mean "phishing", ph-ishing. Good work that. That's good. 360 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,040 BEEPING 361 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,999 Everything all right, Gwen? 362 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,200 You look like you've been emailed by a ghost. 363 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,919 It was a simple trick. But Dante wasn't the brightest. 364 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,239 Thank you. But he was very ambitious though, wasn't he? 365 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,839 Most extras dreaming of Hollywood don't survive a year. 366 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,919 Nothing could deter Dante. 367 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,999 Not even a part written for a woman. 368 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,599 Apparently, Jennings used to be a housekeeper? 369 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,359 That poor actress, she resigned with stress. 370 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,599 And there were so many scenes to reshoot, 371 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,839 there was no time for another casting call. 372 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,079 And an extra would do it for peanuts, right? 373 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,119 We've heard that the previous actress was the same age and size as you, 374 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,399 so surely you were the obvious choice. 375 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,079 I was the only choice! 376 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,799 Wardrobe were fitting me with a costume, 377 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,999 when we got the call to say Martha was "going in another direction". 378 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,679 Dante's direction. That must have stung? 379 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,319 Well, you have to be thick skinned 380 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,599 to survive this business as long as I have. 381 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,799 Yeah, years waiting in the background, unappreciated. 382 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,519 And then your moment comes along, and Dante steals it. 383 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:15,679 I like my job. But yes, it would've been nice to be seen, just for once. 384 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,159 So, you didn't try and win the part by getting Dante sacked? 385 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,719 I just changed a few lines, that's all. 386 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,079 And when that didn't work, you took it up a notch? 387 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,919 If I'd have wanted the part, I would have said yes when 388 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,880 Martha offered it to me this morning. 389 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,679 Martha offered you the part and you said no? Why? 390 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,599 This is who I am. Besides, 391 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,679 Jennings turning out to be a Martian was beyond ridiculous! 392 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,799 BOTH: Mm. Listen, 393 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,439 if we have any more questions can we find you later on? 394 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,039 I'll be on set, 395 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,319 reshooting with Dante's replacement. 396 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,480 Oh, yes, who did Martha choose in the end? 397 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,679 Gracious, my lady, 398 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,279 I shall see a feast prepared 399 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,560 for His Lordship's promotion. May it be his last. 400 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:07,040 Cut! Perfect, Jasmine. Take five while we reset. 401 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,800 That was amazing! You're a natural! I know, right? 402 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,959 Clearly some things are more important than catching a killer. 403 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,719 It was an accident. I didn't know I was the only one to audition. 404 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,639 I thought you were brilliant. Stop! 405 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,279 All right, I know I messed up, but there's no need to get physical. 406 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,359 It's a good job I did - look. 407 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,079 You could've broken your neck. 408 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,119 Do you think it's the part that's cursed? 409 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,879 First it came for Dante, now me? 410 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,919 No. I think the killer isn't finished, 411 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,799 and you should've been watching the suspects. 412 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,639 I'm really sorry. I'll give up the role. 413 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,839 No, I think that would make people suspicious. 414 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,679 Then what can I do to help? 415 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,600 Just, keep your eyes peeled. 416 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,159 Careful! 417 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,360 BUMPING AND CRASHING Ooh! 418 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,319 - Oh, no! - Can we get a medic to setplease, bottom of the stairs? 419 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,320 Are you all right? 420 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,959 At least he's conscious, poor lad. Oh, no, here comes Inspector Clouseau. 421 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,759 Who? I think I'm a bit young for that joke. 422 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,279 Right. Lighting crew say those cables are always clamped down. 423 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,119 So whoever did this knew exactly what they were doing. 424 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,959 Yeah, we got that, thanks. 425 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,679 Just checking you know it's a person, and not an evil spirit. 426 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,080 Yeah, we know there's no curse. Any proof? 427 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,959 You're no closer to solving this crime than we are. 428 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,639 Actually, I'm pretty close. I've got some pretty vital information. 429 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,279 What kind of vital information? 430 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,399 Well, I hear you've got a bit of a problem with recycling. 431 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,720 - That was a misunderstanding. - Mm... 432 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,079 He's a climate change denier. 433 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,399 Hey, I'm down to two showers a week, thank you. 434 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,399 Let's go and see our great auteur. Do you know, 435 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,439 if Martha's so precious about this script...? 436 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,400 - Why change the housekeeper to a butler? - Exactly. 437 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:12,679 Fine. Dante and I slept together. I was in the hotel bar, 438 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,879 I was tired, I was stressed, he bought me a drink. 439 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,439 We ended up in my room. Sorry to be blunt, 440 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,759 but I have five hours to finish my magnum opus. 441 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,039 So, were you and Dante an item? With an extra? No! 442 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,639 It was a drunken mistake. For me anyway. 443 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,599 I'm guessing Dante wanted something more? The Jennings role maybe? 444 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:37,159 He threatened to report me. Yeah... Powerful, 445 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,519 talented, beautiful, 446 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,159 mature director takes advantage of young, 447 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,639 helpless extra. 448 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,559 The studio don't want another scandal. 449 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,639 Surely they wouldn't boot you off your own film? 450 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,159 Maybe not, but with these curse rumours... 451 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:56,679 They threatened to bring in some "experienced hands" to help me. 452 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,479 Isn't help a good thing? 453 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,439 My last film was a fiasco! 454 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,519 I need to show those critics exactly what I'm capable of. 455 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,559 Right, so when Dante started changing his lines 456 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:11,319 and challenging you, that just made you feel powerless? 457 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,639 Actors, eh? 458 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,359 It's your masterpiece. I mean, 459 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,480 Dante was just a lowly extra who... didn't know his place. 460 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,679 I will do anything to finish my film. 461 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,919 But murdering my cast hardly helps 462 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,240 my cause, does it? Are we done here? 463 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,359 You sure we should be in here? 464 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:47,800 You're my guests. And I say, Extras are people too. 465 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,119 I know you said you're not hungry, but you need fuel. 466 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,440 Thanks. I wouldn't want to get my gloves dirty. 467 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,759 Honestly? I don't know how you can eat, 468 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,199 when you know what scene we're filming next. 469 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,479 Feels wrong, doesn't it? 470 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,679 You guys'll be fine, 471 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,999 it's me who's got to get in the stasis pod. 472 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,159 If I was Martha, I'd cut the whole scene. It doesn't make sense. 473 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,639 Thank you! 474 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,519 Also, wouldn't someone notice a giant stasis pod in the library? 475 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,799 And a Martian that survives the Earth's atmosphere, 476 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,079 and then why does it die the moment its plasma tube... 477 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,640 I can't believe I'm debating this nonsense! 478 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,440 Ah, it's actually quite decent. 479 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,319 Thanks for not letting the role go to your head. 480 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,319 Even though you're nailing it! 481 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,039 Thanks, Piglet. 482 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,039 How come you didn't audition? 483 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,999 Background acting's hard enough. 484 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,319 One minute you're invisible, 485 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,199 the next they're yelling at you for breathing. 486 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,079 Can't have helped being Dante's gofer? 487 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,799 It wasn't so bad. 488 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,719 I used to love running errands for Zachary. 489 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,359 Your brother was a good man. 490 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,199 - You knew him? - Yeah, we all did, we all worked together. 491 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,760 He and Dante, they used to go up for the same gigs. 492 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,439 No wonder Dante was always looking over his shoulder. 493 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,599 He abused his power over Piglet, stole Gwen's big break, 494 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,279 and blackmailed the director. 495 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,959 Is a one-night-stand really that serious? 496 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,919 - I mean, flings happen in every workplace. - Not ours. 497 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,519 Well, that's cos my colleague showers twice a week. 498 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,639 I give all the key areas a daily scrub. 499 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,800 Do you though? Yes. With a flannel. 500 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,399 Anyway, I'm not sure that Martha's told us the whole truth. 501 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,639 Dante did like digging the dirt, didn't he? 502 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,919 Maybe he found out something else about her. 503 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,199 Guys, I've cracked it. Dante had a rival extra, 504 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,719 Piglet's brother. What if Dante was involved in his death? 505 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,199 Were they together when he died? 506 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,719 All I know is that it happened during Martha's last film shoot. 507 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,159 What, "The Space Zombie Next Door"? 508 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,759 She said it was a fiasco. Did she? 509 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,559 It's doesn't seem to be on Dante's credits. 510 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,839 Extras hardly ever get credited. 511 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,399 Really? Ah, well, how will we know if he was in it? 512 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,039 Streaming service and a bag of popcorn? 513 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,439 Yes. I bet they've got wi-fi in those trailers. 514 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,759 Yeah. You coming, Bea? Oh, no, 515 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,559 you've got your big death scene, haven't you? 516 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,959 Actually, I'm not sure I should go through with it. 517 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,959 Oh, why not? You'll be great. 518 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,679 Don't worry, they've fixed the holes. Go for it! 519 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,560 Good luck. Break a leg. Obviously, don't break one. 520 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,279 - What do I do, Seb? - I feel sick. 521 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,839 I'm a trifle befuddled. 522 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,839 You've just bagged a named part in a movie! 523 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,999 I know, this is the dream. But you know, 524 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,639 the curse, all these accidents a lot of red flags. 525 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,279 "These late eclipses in the sun 526 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,039 "and moon portend no good to us." Buzzy, buzzy Bea. 527 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,279 Sometimes dreams don't turn out exactly as we'd imagined. 528 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,319 I'm making a Hollywood blockbuster, and my face won't even be in it. 529 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,679 You said that was for a stunt? 530 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,280 Meet... 531 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,799 ...Badger Boy. An entirely digitised superhero. 532 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,080 THEY BOTH LAUGH 533 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,759 It's still an amazing job though. 534 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,999 It's my big break, I wouldn't change it for the world. 535 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,599 And neither, should you! 536 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,719 Thanks, Seb. You know, I'm probably just paranoid 537 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,439 because the last actor was murdered horrifically filming this exact scene. 538 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,079 Oh, I've got to go. Love you. Bye. 539 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,879 Sorry... Bea... SIGNAL CUTTING OUT 540 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,520 Martha's looking for you. Ready for your big moment? 541 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,560 FRANK LAUGHS AT FILM 542 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,759 I worry about you, Frank. What? 543 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,239 Because this is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. 544 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,639 No, hang on. That's Dante, 545 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,479 That's Gwen, and they're space zombies. 546 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,280 Piglet's brother's one of these kangaroo robot things. 547 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,319 Yeah, it really is a stinker, isn't it? 548 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,599 It says here in this article, 549 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,039 that Piglet's brother died of a brain tumour. 550 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,999 So there's nothing suspicious about that. 551 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,720 So much for Bea's revenge theory. 552 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,239 Wow! The only stinker here is Martha's writing. 553 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,199 Yeah. Well, the critics were brutal. Listen to this... 554 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,639 "The space zombies themselves couldn't have penned 555 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,839 "a more braindead script." Ouch. 556 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,439 How do you go from sci-fi pap to adapting Shakespeare? 557 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,199 - Shakespeare with Martians. - Yeah... 558 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,039 Do you know what? 559 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,999 I don't even think there's any Martians in this script. 560 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,800 And the title page is missing. 561 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,520 Oh, missed a bit. 562 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,519 Oh, why would they rip it all to shreds? 563 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,719 Good question. Hey, 564 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,799 shall we take a trip to the recycling bins? 565 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,439 Ah, you finally caring about the planet. 566 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,079 Oh, no, I get it. Get more bits find more bits. 567 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,400 - Yeah. - Sorry. 568 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,839 One last scene, 569 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:31,040 and then the engravers can get started on my Oscar. 570 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,479 Aren't you a bit weirded out by this? 571 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,480 Oh... 572 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,839 I can still picture him trapped in there, 573 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,159 writhing around in agony as his lungs filled with... 574 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,159 I-I remember. 575 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,520 Aw! You're gonna be fine. I inspected this pod myself. 576 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,400 Turn over... 577 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,680 and... 578 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,039 ...action! 579 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,959 So we must bear the cost of His Lordship's ambition? 580 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:15,080 Nay, I cast off these shackles of servitude! 581 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,959 Hang on, another blank piece. It's like looking for 582 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,080 a needle in a haystack. 583 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,599 Ouch. 584 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,959 What? 585 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,200 The needle. 586 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,719 This was never about Dante, he was just collateral damage. 587 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,319 So the whole cast and crew have been in danger. 588 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,520 BOTH: Bea! 589 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,239 Curse thou, Macbeth. 590 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,439 Wait, guys... Can you let me out? 591 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,559 Cut! For goodness' sake! 592 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,959 - No, keep rolling. - That's not acting, she's dying in there! 593 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,520 It's all right Bea, we're here. 594 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,400 It's OK. Breath... Breath, you're safe now. 595 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,599 The air holes are fine. There was a spider in there. 596 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,999 What, that thing there? 597 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,399 That'll do no harm to anybody! 598 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,239 Idiots. I'm surrounded by imbeciles! 599 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,599 I don't care about spiders. 600 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,599 I don't care if the set burns down. 601 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,279 I don't care how many of you die today, we're finishing this film... 602 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,760 Wait, where are you going? No. Reset... Reset! 603 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,439 Look, no, come back. I-I... 604 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,879 I'm sorry. 605 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,960 Please? 606 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,839 When I first asked you about your film, 607 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,880 you called it... 608 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,920 ..."a tale of unchecked ambition within the Edwardian hierarchy". 609 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,959 It's ironic, isn't it, 610 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,279 that the real unchecked ambition was unfolding behind the camera? 611 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,479 Talk about Shakespearean. 612 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,759 And naturally, it all started with a script. 613 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,439 I'm guessing Dante found this in your hotel room? 614 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,480 First draft, only the title page doesn't have your name on it. 615 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,479 So what if I didn't write the first draft, 616 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,919 I made it my own with the Martian subplot. 617 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,199 But Dante said the studio wouldn't see it that way. 618 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,039 I'm just saying, think of the sequel potential, 619 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,639 if Jennings were to survive. I'm not changing my ending! 620 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,600 Oh, it's your ending, is it? Your ending? Hm? 621 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,359 You're not going to ruin this for me. 622 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,280 You don't think I haven't made copies? 623 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,079 Know Thy Place? It wasn't a threat, 624 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,039 it was the title of the screenplay. 625 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,119 We found it on Dante's shoe. It was quite hard 626 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,119 to put it together without all the pieces. 627 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,120 It was me. 628 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,679 I swept up those scraps when 629 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,280 I was cleaning his trailer. I'm sorry. 630 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,639 Don't be, it's fine. Lucky for us, it's a zero-waste set. 631 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,240 "A screenplay... by Gwen Sharp." 632 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,159 An extra? I've never even met her. 633 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,039 I've been in three of your films, you patronising snob! 634 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,399 No wonder you were so good at rewriting Dante's lines. 635 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,959 You were an aspiring scriptwriter? 636 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,399 It was just a hobby. 637 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,919 But when we were filming her space zombie guff... 638 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,879 - Masterpiece! - I thought... If that got made, why not yours? 639 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,599 So I put the script on Martha's desk. 640 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,719 A year later, I get this gig. 641 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,599 And then I don't realise till the camera's rolling. 642 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,999 Realised what? 643 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,959 That she'd stolen all your hard work? 644 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,919 Butchered it, more like. Martians?! 645 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,000 It's a metaphor! 646 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,400 I just wanted some credit. 647 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,119 Some recognition, for once in my life. 648 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,959 More smoke. Fill the place with smoke. 649 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,879 Excuse me... No, you're not getting a line. 650 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,479 I don't want a line, I want to talk. 651 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,839 Well, I'm busy. Well, you'll have to make time. It's about the screenplay. 652 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,039 Oh, you think I'm gonna take script notes from a random extra? 653 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,039 Oh, so I'm the unqualified one? Funny that, 654 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,879 because I wrote a film a lot like... 655 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,839 Brutal honesty, love, right? At your age, 656 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,479 if you had any real talent, 657 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,079 you wouldn't still be demeaning yourself for a living. 658 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,359 Oi... Oi. 659 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,440 Put this maid back in the pen with the others, will you? 660 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,919 No-one would've believed I'd written a script. "A human prop". 661 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,319 So you decided to destroy the production from the inside. 662 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,479 Scatter a few cockroaches, loosen some bolts, 663 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,399 tamper with the smoke machine... That was all you? 664 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,839 Course not! 665 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,119 But like you said, nothing stops a director from finishing a film. 666 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,679 Not even suffocating 667 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,199 an actor by glueing up his air holes. 668 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,119 - No. - You didn't mean for Danteto die, did you? 669 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,719 You just wanted to scare him. 670 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,599 I heard that detective, 671 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:07,399 he said there was no fingerprints on the glue. There is no evidence! 672 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,399 Actually, a friend said something to me yesterday - at least 673 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,359 I could take my gloves off between scenes. 674 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,799 You arrived in costume this morning. You haven't touched your lunch. 675 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,239 And even if you'd wanted this role, 676 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,719 you wouldn't have been able 677 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,759 to do Jennings's final act of defiance. 678 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,120 Super glue! 679 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,120 I took it off to unscrew the cap. 680 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,760 There should have been a handle on the inside. 681 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,199 This is all your fault! 682 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,840 You made me kill him! 683 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,960 Say something! SHE SOBS 684 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,439 Some first gig, eh? 685 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,719 Just glad it's over. 686 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,879 Plus I don't think I got the background acting gene. 687 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,559 I sure your brother would be happier if you followed your own path. 688 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,959 You're probably right. Plus, 689 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,759 I found the perfect job online - an actor's personal assistant. 690 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,680 Aw! Look after yourself, Piglet. 691 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,759 I'll tell the studio about our little misunderstanding. 692 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,839 Maybe I can wangle you a co-writing credit? 693 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,440 It's over, Martha. I bet you don't even know my name. 694 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,039 Do you know what's bothering me? 695 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,679 Apart from the whole Martian metaphor thing? 696 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,279 Well, there is that. Gwen clearly lost control, 697 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,400 sabotaged everything she could, but why didn't she go after Martha? 698 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,599 SHE SNIFFS Anyone else smell smoke? 699 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,799 It's ticking. Throw it away. 700 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,040 Not to me. I don't want it! 701 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,320 Watch out! 702 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,960 Well, this is awkward. 703 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,360 Bravo, bravo. So close to some actual credibility. 704 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,839 You know, you should stick to curse-busting. 705 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,639 Leave the real work to the professionals... 706 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,040 SPLODGE 707 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,519 LAUGHTER You've, erm... 708 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,840 you've got a little something on your cheek. A little bit of... 709 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,959 LAUGHTER 710 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,200 It's a good day. 711 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,119 Aw, Sebastian, it's so lovely to catch up. 712 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,399 You have to come visit. 713 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,479 Plenty of room for all, new sweethearts included, 714 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,519 In my tiny studio apartment. 715 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,519 Is no-one gonna mention the bright green leotard? 716 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,079 Oh, sorry, couldn't quite hear that, breaking up. 717 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,479 FAKES BAD SIGNAL NOISES Bea, so sorry about your film debut. 718 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,439 Guess it just wasn't meant to be. But I did kinda crack the case. 719 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,519 I mean, seriously, He looks like a runner bean. 720 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,119 Frank, OK... A, It is not a leotard, 721 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,759 it is a motion capture suit. 722 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,559 And, B, they can't get me 723 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,959 out of it. I finished my scenes an hour ago. 724 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,879 Oh, no. How will you wee? 725 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,959 With great indignity. I must have expanded, 726 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,039 all this delicious catering. Ooh, here comes my saviour with 727 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,679 the scissors. Got to go, love you all. 728 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,759 Love you too, Bye... Bye, bye, bye. 729 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,479 Hot in here, get some breeze going up, would be nice. 730 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,599 Oh, we can still see you. 731 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,159 Be gentle, Sadie. 732 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,799 Sebastian? 733 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,319 I think you pressed the wrong button. 734 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,999 Stupid balls in the way. It's very hot under here. 735 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,839 Aaaahhh... 736 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,560 Avert your eyes! 737 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:40,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0